TV Stinks!

You know TV today is terrible. Even the good shows stink. They only have new shows for a few weeks and then they leave us with reruns for months or with crappy fill ins. It just stinks. And then shows you like, well they just disappear.

What's up with these reality shows? I mean how "real" are shows like Big Brother, Survivor, or American Idol? I'm sorry, but that's not reality for me! How about a show that follows someone from the time they get up and follows them all day either to work and around work or while a mom takes care of the kids? Pay the most entertaining real person a cool million. Sounds real to me!

And then take the news, well there's reality for you! How many times in the past 4 weeks have you heard Paris Hilton's name? Crazy isn't it? And why is she famous anyway? She's not even pretty anyway, she looks more like a spoiled, rotten bitch to me. Am I bitter? I don't know, I'd like to see how I'd behave if I had her cash. But I would venture a guess I would behave a lot better than she behaves.

And of course we hear about the idiots in Washington, from both parties and all branches of government. How inspiring! It's no wonder I don't watch TV, it's sickening. And now they want me to watch the Candidate Debates! How about when hell freezes over! And with global warming that won't happen anytime soon. If the candidates could get sometime to actually answer a question in full instead of only a few seconds, I might start watching. I want them to get the time to fully insert foot and swallow!